Episode 59: Art is Everywhere, Rick Shapiro part II
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 11 September 2013
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
Well its what you've been waiting a week to hear folks it's part 2 of Ralphie's unbelievable and incredibly vulnerable interview with Rick Shapiro. This week the two talk about fucking homeless women, they discuss Ricks days as a male prostitute and how he left that world behind and got his first job afterwards working in a cafe. The word Ralphie keeps coming back to is survivor and that becomes a theme the two share stories about in their own personal lives. Then after not having picked up a paintbrush in over ten years Rick revisits an old past time and paints with a picture while they wind down the interview with arts and crafts kit. Our music this week comes from Sage and the Saints off their debut EP "I will lie".
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| 0:00.0 | Look around you, artists everywhere, la la |
| 0:09.0 | Look around you,is everywhere La la la |
| 0:21.6 | Take a walk and see the colors Take a walk and see the shade Of the shades It's everywhere |
| 0:38.3 | We've been there |
| 0:42.3 | I like the house to cold I like to keep it hot. I don't care much for cooking. I like to eat a lot. It scares me where she's driving. And that always causes a bite. I like to fuck in the morning. And I like to fuck in the morning And I like to fuck at night |
| 1:11.0 | Sometimes it drives me crazy |
| 1:18.1 | Oh those things you do |
| 1:20.8 | You're a big fat gentile |
| 1:23.9 | And you're a dirty chew |
| 1:26.1 | Sometimes you are wrong sometimes you're not right |
| 1:31.5 | I like deep us in the morning and I suck to get night |
| 1:37.0 | ladies and gentlemen welcome to the perfect 10 podcast and And now your host, Ralphie Mae. |
| 1:45.3 | I'm Lana Turner. |
| 1:48.9 | Hi, everybody. |
| 1:50.0 | I'm Ralphie Mae. |
| 1:50.7 | And I'm Lana Turner. |
| 1:51.6 | And we are the Perfect 10 podcast. |
| 1:53.3 | Thank you so much for downloading and listening. |
| 1:56.5 | As always, follow us on Twitter. |
| 1:59.7 | I'm at Ralphie underscore May. And I'm Lana Turner with an H, L-A-H-L-H-N-A-H-A-T-U-R-N-E-R. All right. And we also have at Perfect 10 Pod. Okay. And by all means, follow, rate, subscribe, and you can win a trip to Vegas. I want to talk about something because because we were getting a lot of emails, okay? Thank you guys for the emails. Appreciate it. Well, there's one in particular that I got this morning about the song, the opening song. Is that the one you're thinking? Right, right. But I got, this is like the eighth one I've gotten. Oh, really? Because you say the line. Because I say the line, okay. first of all the line is okay she goes I'm a big fat Gentile |
| 2:17.7 | you're a dirty Jew. Yes. All right. Now, now the truth is, who wrote the song, Lana? I wrote the song. Okay. All right. Lana wrote the song. The dirty Jew wrote the song. The dirty Jew wrote the song. Sorry. |
| 2:53.4 | Now, song, Lana. I wrote the song. Okay. All right. Lana wrote the song. The dirty Jew wrote the song. The dirty Jew wrote the song. |
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