Episode 59 - Dick on Souvenir Cups

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2017

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

Souvenir cups, free water, Defensive Architecture, head banging while banging, Lowtax's new podcast: Murder the Internet, Denzel does yoga, my spoon collection, WarOfTheFanBoys disavows Cat Girl, how my dad handles stock tips, "Kian Magaña", performance art, Nick Offerman, being hit on the shin by a bike pedal, sister twister guilt, the front of your wiener, more on the Wiener Republic, Lettuce Jones is free, and I am accosted by a zombie DickHead; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick. Dick.
0:14.0	Ready.
0:15.0	Yeah!
0:17.0	Yeah!
0:18.0	Yeah!
0:19.0	Oh!
0:20.0	Welcome to Dick!
0:21.0	You want Dick you need Dick, you love Dick, you got it, it's the only show!
0:24.8	Where everything is a contest!
0:26.9	Coming to you live from a mountain bunker in the city of failure, I'm your host Dick Masters,
0:30.0	and with me like usual, Sean.
0:32.0	Hello Dick, hey, what's up buddy? With us today? and with us
0:34.0	this today sit in and make sure we don't do anything illegal
0:38.4	dick show lawyer at gmail kian megania
0:41.1	hey everybody kian megania it's one of those you got one of those names Kian Maggania. Maganya.
0:43.0	It's one of those, you got one of those names.
0:45.0	I love, I'll be walking around, it's, I don't know what this is.
0:49.0	I'll be walking around my house and I'll just be saying it.
0:52.0	Kian Magganya. Like it. Kian Magana.
0:53.2	Like over a Kian Magana.
0:55.2	Kian Maga, I'll see one of his cards.
0:57.1	I'm like, Kian Magana.
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