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Wolf 359

Episode 6: Super Energy Saver Mode

Wolf 359

Kinda Evil Genius Productions, LLC

Comedy Fiction, Science Fiction, Fiction

4.94.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2014

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

The Hephaestus Mission reaches its 500th day since launch, and Eiffel is determined to make the most of the occasion. His celebration is cut short, however, when a power outage knocks out Hera and all of the station’s automated systems. The crew must find a way to get the station’s central processor back online, and Eiffel stumbles onto a new mystery in the process. Plus, homemade walkie-talkies, Hammer Horror, dance cards, Stephen King FM, and barreling towards certain death. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Spark your creativity with the Sims. Sometimes you might feel like you're not creative

0:07.0

and you have to go in search of your creative spark again. Maybe this is catching up with creative

0:11.9

friends, experimenting with a new look or trying out a new recipe.

0:16.0

And thanks to The Sims, inspiration is just one game and one spark away.

0:21.0

Ready to spark something? Download the Sims 4 and play for free. Welcome to Wolf 359.

0:40.0

Wolf 359. This is the audio log of Communications Officer Doug Eiffel, recording from the Combsroom of the

1:00.5

U.S.S. S. Avesta Station.

1:03.0

Welcome everyone to a very special transmission.

1:06.0

It's our anniversary today,

1:08.0

our 500-day orbiting around Wolf 359.

1:12.0

I can't tell you how happy I am to have you here, dear listeners,

1:17.0

as we celebrate another hundred days on this creaky miserable tin can, just another 230 before we close shop and go home.

1:28.0

Unless command decides to renew us for another year and a half, then we're less than halfway through this.

1:37.0

Anyway, we now take you through the miracle of the portable hands-free recorder to the crew anniversary

1:49.7

party already in progress. And by party, I mean,

1:55.0

our autopilot helping me procrastinate my work shift.

1:59.0

All right, Hera, here we are now.

2:01.0

Entertain us.

2:02.0

I'm afraid I'm still calculated an answer to your question from earlier officer I fall.

2:07.0

Calculating?

2:08.0

Heera, I asked you for your top five stick to the man songs, not the 9th hundred digit of pie.

2:14.1

Well, there's lots of data to collate.

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