Episode 6 - Pranks and Robots
Stellar Firma
Park Tom
5.0 • 878 Ratings
🗓️ 8 March 2019
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
PLANET - 512900-🝘
Megatron_46 requests a planet dedicated to the consumption of rare delicacies and the native species of the planet must be unfeasibly aggressive in everything they do.
Consultant recommendation; Prank based planet. Psychically traumatised animals. Planet-wide dining table of massively varying scale. Laser weapons for guests to kill and cook their food. Prank - self evident.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Violence to animals
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
- Emotional trauma
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Artwork: Anika Khan.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi everyone, Alex here. I'd just like to take a moment to thank some of our patrons. |
| 0:04.8 | Maria McGee, Aviv, Caitlin Porter, Cheshire Servant, Kevin Cantu, Michael Yees, |
| 0:12.4 | Emily Hanigan, Anne Eletson, Greg McMullen, Bjern Yeager. |
| 0:18.6 | Thank you all, we really appreciate your support. |
| 0:21.6 | If you'd like to join them go to |
| 0:23.0 | www dot patreon.com forward slash rusty quill and take a look at our |
| 0:27.8 | rewards. Hi I'm Ben I play David 7. Hi I'm Tim I play Trexel |
| 0:32.2 | Geisman we just wanted to let you know that we really |
| 0:34.5 | appreciate the support that you've given us already. The response to the |
| 0:37.9 | first couple of episodes has been fantastic. It's been really, really good and |
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| 0:59.9 | Smell our mask! Special thanks to Stuart McQueen for today's submission. |
| 1:05.0 | May solar radiation bleach your scales in readiness for spawning. Rusty Quillill presents Stella Ferma. Oh, Maybe I could make a knife. |
| 1:53.0 | If I made a knife, I could make a knife. |
| 2:03.0 | If I made a knife I could price open the door or rewire the light button. |
| 2:10.0 | Give David Light. |
| 2:12.0 | For he's a jolly good fellow. |
| 2:14.0 | For he's a jolly good fellow. |
| 2:16.0 | For he's a jolly good fellow. |
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