Episode 5 - Fear and Feet
Stellar Firma
Park Tom
5.0 • 878 Ratings
🗓️ 1 March 2019
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
Episode 5
Fear and Feet
PLANET - REVIEW
Citizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) reviews the performance of Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335).
Line manager recommendation: Fewer larvae fatalities, lower ego, no armed pets, less idolatry, feet in mouth.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
- Accidental death
- Accidental genocide
- Manslaughter
- Electrocution
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Lowri Ann Davies
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi everyone, Alex here. I'd just like to take a moment to thank some of our patrons. |
| 0:04.8 | Sticky shoelaces, R.J. Sarah Randlet, Irika Smique, |
| 0:10.0 | M, Richard Dixon, Sarah Dickson, |
| 0:15.0 | Joseph Fink, Jane Data Ghosts. |
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| 0:25.1 | forward slash rusty quill and take a look at our rewards. Rusty Quillill presents Stella Ferma. Oh, Right, um, okay. Shifts almost over, no trexal, no brief either, the lights still off. |
| 1:31.1 | Are we doing a... |
| 1:33.0 | P. Pacho, please, |
| 1:34.0 | Pacho, please, I can explain. |
| 1:36.0 | It's all David's fault. |
| 1:37.0 | I haven't entirely worked out how, but I'm absolutely 100% convinced |
| 1:40.0 | that if it wasn't for this clone idiot, I would have been here on time. In fact I'd have made you a drink. I made |
| 1:45.8 | you a wonderful drink, maybe even a plate of a plate of delights. A little a little |
| 1:50.5 | soup. Hello Trexel. Hello David, you're not Hartro. No where's Hartro? Who? Hartro our line |
| 1:58.4 | manager is this is his review day it's review day. Oh so that's why we haven't got a |
| 2:01.6 | brief. No she's not here she's not here no |
| 2:04.4 | no one's been here all day during the shift which you didn't turn up for David this is |
| 2:08.6 | wonderful David this is an absolute board send David David, don't you understand? |
| 2:13.6 | It is review day. |
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