We got to be on the right side.

You got to be all on the right side.

I'll spend my paycheck called my blue boots.

That's okay and now I've got to be a good.

On the right side, you got to be on. All right. Hey, fattie. Let me see your dicky. Shuck off your pants. Someone get this fat kid's pants. Yeah. He used to me, ma'am. Are you pregnant? Oh, no. Oh, no. You're fat. You're just fat. Piggy, piggy, piggy. Piggy, piggy. Piggy wants a little bit of ham in his mouth. Run, piggy. Run, piggy. Let's see. Woo! Woo! Piggy! Suey! Excuse me. Excuse me. Is your name, George. Can you take off your shirt or when you see him roll them rolls? Shake them rolls at me, you fat. Slap them titties, boy. Hey, let me suck on them big old tits. Of course you're not pregnant lady, because who would fuck a woman that fat? You're fucking huge. Look at your fucking fat tire. You got rolling around your fucking waist, you big, dumb fucking walrus dickhead. Put on a fucking bra, you fucking 12-year-old meatball piece of shit.

We have a hot dog in front of his face.

You're a little weiner, your little winner kid.

Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Hey, me, me, me, me. Wait a second. Is that the Staypuff marshmallow man? No, that's an unfortunate piece of shit. Yes, it's the brighter side.

Special brighter side today.

Sitting in for Amber and Yes, it's the brighter side.

Special brighter side today.

Sitting in for Amber and Sina are my favorite people in the world.

Marcus Parks, Jackie Zabrowski, and of course, Henry Zabrowski.

Yeah, ain't having no fat talk without fat mayor.

Absolutely.

Yes. Amber was too skinny for the job, so I got my good friend Jackie.

Yeah, I'm a fat princess.

And I'm having kind of a fucking problem with having Marcus here.

Yeah, what am I doing here? You're here because we have to do the show.

Because our fat fingers can't find the tiny

buttons. Yeah, there's no fat sound

engineers. They can't, they ruin everything.

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