Episode 7: Drugs

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Amber Nelson, Last Podcast Network, Leisure, Comedy, Ed Larson, Society & Culture

4.7 • 636 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2015

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Drugs. Who needs 'em? Most of us. The Brighter Side gives you a look into their lives with drugs and how to enjoy them without becoming that junkie who hits his mother and takes her last $12 that she was gonna use for crack herself. Marcus Parks and Ben Kissel are sitting in. Free yo mind.

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0:00.0	All on the right side, you got to be all on the right side.
0:07.0	All of the right side.
0:10.0	I spend my paycheck off the final boost.
0:14.0	That's okay and now I've got to be in.
0:18.0	All of the right side, you got to be all on the bright side got me all on the brightest
0:24.6	Are we recording?
0:26.6	Yes we are.
0:27.1	Hi everybody.
0:28.3	How you doing?
0:29.6	Hey, little girl, would you like to buy some weed?
0:33.5	Uh, yes, mister.
0:34.8	Can I pay you in Waui Pop?
0:37.1	Yes, yes. Yes, yes. If by Waui Pops, you mean your vagina, I'm going to take it. Here's some crack. You want some crack? You want to try crack? Yeah, uh, yeah, yeah. Uh, uh, can you stuff my vagina with crack? Yeah, yeah, it was stuffed your vagina with crack, and I'm going to light it, and the smoke's going to come out of your mouth, and I'm going to suck it out of your mouth.
0:39.5	I'm going to light it, and the smoke's
0:55.8	going to come out of your mouth, and I'm going to suck it out of your mouth. I'm going to use you. You're going to be my own crack pipe. You're going to be my human crack pipe, you little girl. Thanks, stepdad. No problem. All right. How are you guys doing? Well, terribly now. That's the point.
0:54.0	That's the point, my friend.
0:55.8	This is the point. That's the point, my friend. This is the brighter side. Thank you so much for tuning in so much last week. We really appreciate it. We're having a return guest from the roundtable. Mr. Ben Kessel, how you doing, buddy? I'm great, man. Thank you guys so much for having me. This is perfect.
1:28.0	Marcus Parks sitting in for Sina John.
1:30.1	Hello.
1:30.8	Hey, yes, yes.
1:31.8	Do an Arab impersonation.
1:34.0	Farsi.
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