All on the right side

You got to be all on the right side

I spend my paycheck

I'll find the blues

That's okay and now I've got to me

All on the right side You got to be on the right side everybody. Everybody, in the name of the Father and of the Son, don't be a jerk about God. That's what we're here to talk about today.

God, yeah, sure.

Most of us don't believe in them because it doesn't make sense.

I agree with you.

Who wouldn't?

It's ridiculous.

There's a big man standing above us who created us all and then will kill us at any moment.

It's kind of a cool story if you ask me.

That's what we're looking at here today.

Looking at one of the good things about God.

What does God do for us that normal that we need in our lives?

You know, what thing that God does do is I'm sure he calms down a bunch of idiots,

scares them out of doing bad shit.

Yep, that's what it was originally intended for. We were just going around raping and killing each other. And someone was like, hey now, like, stop doing that. Or at least mention them while you're doing it. Yeah, yeah. Or say you're sorry after you kill somebody. Yeah. Just let him know when you did it. And then everything will be all fine. He just wants to know about the juicy details. That's what today,

mostly, I think mostly poor, let him know when you did it and then everything will be all fine. He just wants to know about the juicy details.

That's what today, I think mostly poor people believe in, believe in God because you really

have to have some hope to cling on to.

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