Presenting Dick. Dick. Yeah! Hey!

Welcome to Dick! You need Dick you love Dick, you want Dick.

It's the show where everything is a contest coming to you live from a concrete bunker in the side of a mountain in the city

deep deep deep deep in the city of failure

I am your host Dick Mashers in Los Angeles City failure Lacey. I'm your host

Dick Mashers and with me is most of the time is Sean. Hello Dick. Hey what's up

buddy joining us today to read some news, the beautiful, the lovely, Lacey Nicole.

Hey, you, say hi, say hi.

Hi, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hey, you gotta get like, all your shit is on lockdown on the internet I noticed like

your Twitter really yeah what'd you do I want to send her some spicy tweets

Sean it's all private I get a itch in my belly I got a itch in my bones like a person with

rheumatoid arthritis when a storm is a brew and I get these spicy tweets send my

fingertips of twiddling the third stage of syphilis.

Yeah, spicy tweets, third stage of syphilis

and I want to send Lacey some spicy tweets her way.

Nothing.

I'll unblock it.

What happened a few years ago, I accidentally locked myself out of my Twitter account.

Yeah, and then Twitter wouldn't let me log back in. Yeah, they're bastards. They're assholes

if they're literally like nine months and so I just said fuck it and I just stopped using my

Twitter I'll show you Twitter I'm gonna block my account I'll show you to

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