Episode 58:Jewish Mobsters and Heroin, Rick Shapiro part I

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

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4.4 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2013

⏱️ 35 minutes

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This week Ralphie sits down with legendary Comedian Rick Shapiro for the first part of what became a two part in depth interview, the second part to be featured next week. In this weeks episode they discuss Rick's current bout with his newly diagnosed Parkinson's and his journey into heroin use in his youth. He talks about how he wound up working for the Jewish mob keeping the drug using dealers on point, making sure they don't pass out into their bowls of soup! It's a story so incredible you wont be able to wait for next week, but you'll have to anyway, sorry. This weeks music comes to us from Adrian Krygowski.

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0:00.0	I'm Rick Shapiro of the Lucky Louie television program.
0:05.0	We all had a lot of fun tonight, but at the heart of this show is a serious issue.
0:11.0	When considering sexual partners, don't overlook the elderly.
0:18.0	They're fun. They're fun.
0:22.7	They're appreciative.
0:28.2	And hey, you don't have to worry about birth control.
0:35.0	The elderly.
0:36.9	They're not dead yet.
0:38.3	I like the house to cold. I like to keep it hot. I don't care much for cooking. like to eat a lot scares me when she's driving
0:59.0	and that always causes a bite I like to fuck in the morning and I like to fuck at night
1:07.0	sometimes it drives me crazy.
1:14.6	All those things you do.
1:17.6	You're a big fat gentile.
1:20.6	And you're a dirty chew.
1:22.6	Sometimes you are wrong.
1:25.6	Sometimes you're not right.
1:28.8	I like deep us in the morning.
1:31.4	And I sat sick at night.
1:35.1	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Perfect Ten podcast.
1:39.3	And now you're host, Ralphie Mae.
1:41.5	I'm Lana Turner.
1:43.2	Hi, I'm Ralphie Mae. And I'm Lana Turner. Hi, I'm Ralphie Mae.
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