Episode 57: I Want Sex and Candy
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 28 August 2013
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast Lahna is joined by comedian Jennifer Murphy to talk about candy, getting high and getting high on Candy. Jen does a blind taste test and plays guess that candy, spoiler alert: It somehow leasts to stories of lesbian threesomes! Plus the last candy is a special surprise! This weeks music comes to us from a fan of the show, Rory Rodriguez.
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| 0:00.0 | Soon we will follow the rainbow road as it winds by the peppermint streams. |
| 0:06.0 | We will always remember the way it could when it first came to life in our dreams. |
| 0:13.0 | Worlds of fun waging Candyland, we will run through them hand in hand. |
| 0:19.0 | Life is yummy in Candyland, and we them hand in hand. Life is yummy in plenty land |
| 0:22.6 | and we are all in vizzen. |
| 0:30.6 | I like the house too cold. |
| 0:35.6 | I like to keep it hot. |
| 0:38.3 | I don't care much for cooking. |
| 0:41.3 | I like to eat a lot. |
| 0:43.3 | It scares me when she's driving. |
| 0:46.3 | And that always causes a fight. |
| 0:49.3 | I like to fuck in the morning. |
| 0:52.3 | And I like to fuck in the morning And I like to fuck at night |
| 0:54.7 | Sometimes it drives me crazy |
| 1:01.9 | All those things you do |
| 1:04.5 | You're a big fat gentile |
| 1:07.6 | And you're a dirty chew |
| 1:09.8 | Sometimes you are wrong Sometimes you're a dirty Jew Sometimes you are wrong |
| 1:12.9 | Sometimes you're not right |
| 1:15.2 | I like to eat worse in the morning |
| 1:18.1 | And I suck to get night |
| 1:20.8 | Ladies and gentlemen |
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