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Spilled Milk

Episode 58: French Toast

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Arts, Food, Comedy

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2012

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm Matthew. I just ate a lot of French toast. And this is spilled milk, the show where we cook something delicious, eat it all and you can't have any.

0:13.0

Today we're talking about surprise French toast.

0:16.0

Did you guess?

0:17.0

Did you get the foreshadowing?

0:19.0

And we finished eating French toast.

0:22.0

We couldn't wait. We were not making it and eating and chewing and slurping segment because there was French toast and we couldn't let it sit around

0:29.5

French toast waits for no man or woman. Yeah, you know, I cannot get my family to like be at the

0:35.8

table like sitting with utensils in hand when I serve a meal. I wish I could do that. Would Brandon like sit at the table and wait for you to serve something if you were cooking dinner?

0:47.0

No, no, he would not.

0:49.0

Is this just a relic of a bygone era?

0:51.0

I think it is.

0:52.0

I think it is. I think that this is a

0:53.9

relic of the era when we would have like servants man servants yeah butlers

0:59.1

footmen I want a footman well I'm I'm the Earl of Grantham and I demand that I guess he probably

1:06.7

doesn't do a lot of cooking. Okay let's talk about French toast. I think they probably didn't

1:09.0

eat French toast either and what a shame. I think we should get back on track.

1:13.6

Anyway, here we are.

1:15.4

So we've made two French toast that were remarkably different.

1:18.8

And before we get into the competing styles that we created.

1:24.0

What do you remember of French toast

1:26.3

from when you were a kid?

1:27.4

Well, so my dad, as many dads are,

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