Episode 57 - Dick on Ghost Guns

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2017

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

The Democracy Gap, Cody Wilson: Ghost Gunner, disrupting the military, my mom negotiating, unsatisfactory citizenship, Larry's Poop Chips, The Biggest Problem in the Universe Trademark opposition, hot chick methadone, how to get into college, Poe's Law, business beanies, and Madcucks vs Existence #3; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick. Dick. Yeah! Welcome to Dick!
0:14.0	Ready!
0:15.0	Yeah!
0:17.0	Yeah!
0:22.0	Welcome to Dick. You need Dick, you want Dick, you love Dick. You got it. It's the only show where everything is a contest coming to you live from a concrete bunker in the side of a mountain
0:40.0	deep, deep up the ass of the city of failure.
0:45.0	Los Angeles, California.
0:48.0	I'm your host. Dick Masterson, with me as always is...
0:52.0	Some of the time, a lot of the time all but two times has it only been two times it's as far as I can know it was
1:00.9	it was the it was the couple weeks ago, yes, when you were at a wedding.
1:07.0	Yes. It was once, it was at Burning Man. You weren't at the Burning Man episode.
1:13.4	That's on you.
1:14.7	You could have easily gotten there if you were dedicated to this show.
1:18.3	Four times.
1:19.3	And it was the week you were doing your
1:23.4	making this show in the best debate suffer to see how badly we needed you.
1:28.0	I was in the studio.
1:29.7	Yeah, that's what I that's what you would say though if you were doing exactly what I see Sean I'll play I'll play you'll play you'll play you'll play you'll play you'll? Yeah, but you're an audio engineer you could easily fabricate that evidence. Yeah, I could.
1:42.6	That's my point.
1:43.5	Yeah.
1:43.9	If it looks like a duck and fucks like a duck,
1:47.6	it's a duck.
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