Hey everybody. This is Danny Lobel. I produced the show. Normally, I would put a funny cold open right here and relate it to the episode somehow. This week, I was told to find one that's funny and relates to the band Creed, and you'll find out why later. But guess what, folks? On the entire internet, there is nothing funny about creed there's not one funny thing on the

whole internet that i could pull a clip from that was funny about creed yeah there's a lot to make

fun of about creed scott's staff is a drunk you probably could have made fun of that pretty

well internet people but it always just comes off as sad maybe there's just

something sad about scott but none of the shit was funny nothing all right couldn't find it

not there creed might just be so unfuny that even making fun of creed is unfunny. But the episode coming up is hilarious.

So here you go, folks.

Enjoy the show.

I like the house to cold.

I like to keep it hot.

I don't care much for cooking. I like to keep it hot. I don't care much for cooking.

I like to eat a lot.

Scares me when she's driving.

And that always causes a bite.

I like to fuck in the morning.

And I like to fuck at night.

Yeah. to fuck in the morning And I like to fuck at night Sometimes it drives me crazy All those things you do

You're a big fat gentile

And you're a dirty Jew

Sometimes you are wrong Sometimes you're a dirty chew. Sometimes you are wrong.

Sometimes you're not right.

I like teep us in the morning.

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