Episode 56 - Dick on Crosswords

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2017

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

Sunburns, all-night crossword puzzles, eating things off the ground, the Dalai Lama, non-specificity, the world's oldest millennial, an inexhaustible desire to do things, cast-a-net cat calls, Tim Pool's beanie, kiss-the-ring journalism, The Buffalo Bills, horn-o-phobia, craft beer snobs, trophies, nighttime birds, what Sean doesn't agree on, the Chicken McNuggets eating contest, and Jamie Lynn Hughes reads the news; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick.
0:03.0	Dick. Dick.
0:05.0	Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.
0:08.0	Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.
0:11.0	Dick. Ready. Yeah! Welcome to Dick!
0:13.0	Ready!
0:14.0	Yeah!
0:16.0	Yeah!
0:22.0	Yeah! Welcome to Dick. You need Dick, you want Dick, you love Dick. You got it, it's the show, where everything is a contest coming to you live from a concrete bunker
0:36.6	and the side of a mountain.
0:39.6	I am your host, Dick, Masterson, with me as always most of the time as Sean the audio engineer.
0:48.0	Hello Dick. Hey what's up, buddy?
0:51.0	Real smoothly this last week with you here. I got to tell you that.
0:55.0	Yeah? Yeah, you really did a really fantastic job with that.
1:00.0	Thank you very much for making this show run like the greased train full of goss and shit that it is.
1:10.0	I'm suddenly not flaming.
1:12.0	You know it's like a... You know like when you drop a bag of poop
1:15.6	on someone's doorstep and it's flaming
1:18.9	and you do it because they, their instinct is to stomp on it and put it out, right?
1:23.8	But then they get,
1:24.8	that's why the joke, because it's got that after burn
1:28.4	that a sick person did this, who took advantage of your,
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