Episode 56: Tofurkey Numbers

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2018

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Jesse and Mike are once again back in the studio, wearing headphones, opening cans into the microphones, sitting down, and all the classic things they're known for on today's episode of YKS. Don't look at my wife! For even more two smart guys content, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Music for this episode of YKS is provided by:Twitter's @LydiaBurrellDrew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com)and the superlative Mark Brendle.

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0:00.0	Schemers and Gripters and Wanna Be inventors or try to get your money so they can get rich real fast
0:08.0	But Jesse and Mike are here to set things right with your Kickstarter sucks the podcast.
0:13.2	Because you don't need that bullshit, no you don't need that crap.
0:17.5	You don't need a toaster of the hip program with an app.
0:20.6	You just grab some headphones, you folks are all in luck
0:23.0	Mac and J if I're back with your Kickstarter sucks
0:26.4	Yeah, I just listen to your latest podcast episode and I have a complaint I just need to say that a
0:37.2	sandwich with sprouts and avocado is not a good sandwich and I feel like you're spreading some really harmful ideas about
0:46.0	what goes on a sandwich and I'm very angry and I don't have a good joke about that. I'm not like a guy who makes
0:56.8	jokes on a podcast like you guys, but you eat a bad sandwich and you're a bad person.
1:04.0	Goodbye.
1:05.0	Hey everybody, it's YKS.
1:09.0	This is the show about, I guess, kick starters.
1:12.0	Sandwiches, yeah. Sandwiches.
1:13.0	Sandwiches.
1:14.0	That's not a bad sandwich.
1:16.0	Okay, the avocado and the sprouts, it's not a bad sandwich.
1:19.0	And I might get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
1:22.0	Yeah, hey nice cool story babe now give me one of the
1:25.3	sandwiches that they're in there. Yeah pretty good shirts. Pretty good shirts that your
1:29.9	little brother was wearing I guess like what 10 years ago or something.
1:33.0	Neither one of us has a brother I know for a fact.
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