Episode 57: Keeping Up With The Johnsons

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2018

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Ohhhh baby! It's a new episode and a new theme song baby! @LydiaBurrell hopped back in the studio to give the boys a funky-phresh new sound that you're gonna have to hear to believe. Plus, we get a little taste of Optimus Mike, who shows up to help us do diaper math and the Ted Cruz Face Scrunch. THEN....a crucial update on what everyone was doing at the specific time we asked them to write us an email (mostly driving, which, not great). For more of our favorite freshwater boys, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. And I'll just tell you right now, we don't know a lot about fish.Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy @LydiaBurrell on Twitter, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com), and the majestic Mark Brendle.

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0:00.0	Oh no they did another YKS.
0:05.0	Look out here comes another YKS.
0:08.0	Time to find out why YKS.
0:10.0	Sit down and listen to Mike and JF.
0:12.0	Oh no, they did another YKS. Sit down and listen to the mic and JF.
0:12.6	Oh no, they did another YKS.
0:14.8	Now you gotta hear another YKS.
0:17.2	Time to find out why YKS.
0:19.3	Put your headphones on and listen to this.
0:21.8	Why that's for your, because you're what's wrong.
0:24.0	Hey!
0:25.0	Kickstarter, you know the platform. S as usual stands for sucks.
0:28.0	That crowd funding unnecessary stuff.
0:30.0	We got the six-pack and nobody's sure what that is.
0:33.0	Jog blogger, yes, Andler, the dukee list.
0:35.0	Call the piss line last number they had.
0:37.0	Like a Jesse here to tell you why your Kickstarter's bad.
0:40.0	Oh no, they did another YKS.
0:42.0	Look out here comes another YKS.
0:44.0	Time to find out why YKS.
0:47.0	Sit down and listen to the mic and JF.
0:49.0	Oh no, they get another YKS.
	...

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