Episode 55: The Land Of Milk And Honey

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2018

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Wait just a minute....WHO'S F*&%^##%(ing Matt Damon here? It's YKS! And it's time to talk about Cat Poison. Mike and JF hit the scams of the week with their trusty sidekick Terrible Christopher, and stop along the way to discuss the shame of having a one-sock-son, the sharp rise in door stop costs, and the delicate precipice of balls quality.To make a donation in honor of listener Emma Leckey, go to https://beechwood.permavita.com/site/EmmaLisaAntunesLeckey.html?s=80 and read about the causes her family has chosen to support. And for more on what French guys are lacking, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Many, some would say too many, bonus hours of content await you.Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of: Twitter's LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste (theworstthingsforsale.com), and the muscular Mark Brendle.

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0:00.0	Schemers and Gifters and Wanna Be inventors or try to get your money so they can get rich real fast
0:07.0	But Jesse and Mike are here to set things right with your Kickstarter sucks the podcast
0:13.9	Because you don't need that bullshit.
0:14.0	No, you don't need that crap.
0:16.0	You don't need a toaster of the hip program with an app.
0:19.0	You just grab some headphones you folks are all in luck.
0:22.0	Mike and JF are back with your Kickstarter sucks.
0:25.0	Hey, I've got a question for Jesse specifically,
0:31.0	because he and I, we like the same kind of movies kind of like recent
0:33.9	action sci-fi movies and I'm thinking this maybe but I can't remember the name of it but I
0:38.3	know if I described it I thought you'll note it is so it's got Matt Damon. He's got like a machine on him. I don't know if it's like a
0:46.3	backpack or like an exoskeleton. I don't know if it's because it makes him strong or if it's
0:51.6	because he's a cripple or he's crippled.
0:54.0	And it's like maybe it's in space or maybe the earth is really bad.
0:59.0	I think it should is dirty too.
1:01.0	If you know the name of this please like help me out. Thanks I appreciate it
1:04.7	Jesse. Later man.
1:07.0	Hey everybody welcome to YKS the show about Kickstarter's. Jesse Ferrair here Mike Hale as well decided to do this one in person
1:15.6	just thought it would be kind of fun to do you know where we just meet up and look at each other in the face
1:20.1	yeah meet up for about three hours and then fuck around.
1:24.0	Eat chicken.
1:26.0	Yeah.
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