Ep. 55 Bend her over the barrel and bang her

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2013

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

On this weeks episode of the perfect 10 show Lahna and comedian Kevin Millard head over to the San Antonio winery in Downtown Los Angeles to learn about wine. Kevin tells Lahna about how he used to work at a winery and use his knowledge of wine, which he doesn't even drink by the way, to get into the female customers pants on a regular basis. He also teaches Lahna the difference between various types of wines and which barrels are the best to bend a girl over.

This weeks band comes to us live from the Mercy Lounge in Nashville TN; Hanzelle.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Let me show you how this is done. Hold the glass up and examine a wine against the light.
0:04.0	You're looking for color and clarity. Now, stick your nose in it.
0:08.0	Maybe some strawberry.
0:10.0	Oh, there's just a flutter of like a nutty eating cheese.
0:16.0	When do we drink it? Now.
0:18.0	Mmm. Are you chewing gum oh
0:23.6	spit it out
0:26.6	please don't open
0:30.6	get married on Saturday
0:36.6	here's my last week of freedom.
0:38.7	We're going to play some golf.
0:39.8	Eat some great food, and we're going to send you off in style.
0:43.5	It's got to be great.
0:47.5	Miles, these girls want to party with us.
0:49.7	If they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot.
0:51.7	If anybody orders Milo, I'm leaving.
0:53.4	I am not drinking
0:54.4	anywhere low
0:55.1	I like to eat
0:56.7	I like to eat a lot I like to eat a lot scares me wishing bit hot. I don't care much for cooking.
1:12.7	I like to eat a lot.
1:15.6	Scares me where she's driving.
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