Episode 55 - Dick on Court
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 20 June 2017
⏱️ 130 minutes
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Summary
What happened in court, the tyranny of the suggestion box, my theory of aiming, for whom the system works, top billing, who won the Asterios/WarOfTheFanBoys fight, Katherine the cat girl, how debt makes you a child, several chewings out, stepping in water with your socks, hearing the lamentations of their women, the world's greatest hero, and the evil Rod Serling in men; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | Today's episode is brought to you by Kianna |
| 0:03.3 | at the Goldstein Law Group. |
| 0:05.5 | If you're going to court, get a lawyer. |
| 0:08.0 | Email Dick Show lawyer at gmail. |
| 0:10.0 | Is that good? |
| 0:12.0 | Okay. I like the Get a lawyer part. Yeah. Probably good because you're probably going to fuck it up. |
| 0:18.8 | All right. Let's do it. |
| 0:22.1 | Presenting. do it. presenting. Yeah! Yeah, welcome to Dick. You need Dick, you want Dick, you love. Dick, you got it, it's the show, where everything is a contest coming to you live. |
| 0:51.0 | From a concrete bunker, in the side of a mountain in the city of failure. |
| 0:54.2 | I'm your host Dick Masters and with me as always, well with me as most of the time is |
| 1:00.3 | Sean the audio engineer. |
| 1:02.2 | Did I miss anything? |
| 1:03.0 | Sean, what's up buddy? |
| 1:04.3 | Never, never leave us again. |
| 1:07.2 | Never. |
| 1:08.0 | Do you know that's what my regular studio job said when I got back? |
| 1:12.4 | Did they? The owner goes, |
| 1:14.0 | Don't leave again. I mean, look, if you need a vacation, take it, but just know this. |
| 1:21.0 | Pretty much everyone talks shit about you when you're gone. |
| 1:24.0 | Okay, good. So that's on you. If you want that kind of, if you are comfortable with taking a vacation |
| 1:28.7 | and knowing that, not me, I'm not ringleading it, just people on their own are talking all this shit |
| 1:34.1 | who name these people no no everyone ever so if you're comfortable with that by all |
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