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Welcome to Toaster Shaken's 2020, the best and worst of Cognitive Disnance over the last year.

We realize this year has been really difficult for a lot of people and we hope that this episode is a tiny bright spot.

So here it is. This clip comes from Episode 511 Super Bowl Crotch Shot released on February 17th.

I think we ought to go sit down in the courtroom and present this as evidence.

But how?

What is it? What?

What? What? He's got called up as some Bible verses.

Yeah, time, why don't you read two through six because that's all that's available to us.

All right.

And Jesus called a little child unto him and said him in the midst of them.

Wait a second. Hold on a second.

I think maybe those priests are taking this a little too literally.

All right.

All right.

Okay.

And said, Verily, I say unto you, accept you be converted and become as little children.

You shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

Whosoever, therefore, shall humble himself as this little child, the same as greatest in the kingdom of heaven.

And who shall and who so shall receive one such little child in my name receive with me?

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