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Recording Live from the pitch darkness of our studio, this is Cognitive Disnance.

Every episode we blast anyone who gets it our way, we bring critical thinking to skepticism.

You, to any time that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad.

It's skeptical, it's political, and there are no lights on in the studio.

This is episode 556.

This means so much money, different places, different fucking internet, and the fucking lights that go to the studio, there's no fucking lights, man.

There's a fucking whole building power is up.

Just when, oh no, we just don't say sorry.

Whoops.

So we have special guests on a Vin Diesel from pitch black because...

Oh man, brother.

So I got to tell you this.

So I get this text message from Cecil, a couple of hours before we're ready to record.

And it's just because our building, first of all guys, when you go to our building, our building is just...

It's just some little six story building like in the city.

So it's not a public space office building. You have to have a key fob to get in.

Well, the key fob needs electricity to work.

Right?

So I'm just chilling at home, not just a couple of hours before we record.

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