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The explicit tag is there for a reason.

Record in line from Gloryhole Studios in Chicago and elsewhere. This is cognitive

business. Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking

skepticism and irreverence. To any topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad.

It's skeptical. It's political. And there is no check for $2,000.

It's not yet. It's not yet. I'm fucking the Grinch hasn't completely sold.

How does that work exactly? Does McConnell emerge from his neck hood and if he sees his shadow,

he has to look like a non-green non-hairy Grinch. You've seen the bottom of the Grinch's

jaw is really bulbous. Yeah, he is Grinch. Oh, maybe he's a shave Grinch. He's a shaved

Grinch. He's like one of those hairless kids. He's like a Brazilian Grinch.

That's why he's so mad. He got waxed recently just all the time. He's just furious.

Just his, his fucking stylist has got his foot on his chest just pulling the fucking hair off his

face with those strips. Crazy looking fucking man. They got the 600 though. So guys, $600

is gonna say. I said last week in someone that asked, well, you said,

600, I always can't save anybody. What about modest needs? And that's different than being

unemployed for six straight months and being behind on your rent and then getting a $600 check,

it's literally not going to save you. It's not going to be the thing that saves you. It's a tiny

amount of money. It's just a tiny comparison to being able to pay your bills. It's pathetic.

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