Episode 555: Free Birth

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2020

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Show Notes Government study shows taxpayers are subsidizing "starvation wages" at McDonald's, Walmart MAGA Marchers and Proud Boys Descend on D.C., Setting Fire to Churches' Black Lives Matter Signs and Getting into Stabbing Fights [Updated] South Africa's chief justice unrepentant for linking Covid vaccines to satanism Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones accused of inciting violence after saying Biden will be removed 'one way or the other' QAnon Ideology Is Infiltrating the Natural Parenting Community Man Is Jailed After Taking Jet Ski Across Irish Sea to See Girlfriend Happening LITERALLY Now (unless you read this later) Go Donate During the Opening Arguments livestream "Grab 'Em by the Gavel!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Whkyha-urfs This is not me goddammit *(if i had to post the above, I get to post the below)

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Disnance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.
0:07.0	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:15.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
0:38.0	Recording Live from Glorill Studios and Associated Studios in Chicago, this is Cognitive Disnance.
0:49.0	Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking, skepticism and irreverence.
0:55.0	To any topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad.
0:59.0	It's skeptical, it's political, and there is.
1:03.0	No, welcome out, this episode 555 of Cognitive Disnance.
1:09.0	And Cecil, this is the episode where the attorney general has quit about an hour and a half away from the end of Trump's term.
1:19.0	The attorney general was just like, fuck, I can't.
1:22.0	And they had to be like, dude, you got to make it six more weeks.
1:25.0	You're just like, fuck, it just is very, fuck.
1:27.0	I could just ride it out until the inauguration day. Now I want to be with my family now.
1:33.0	Yeah, whatever.
1:34.0	I got to quit my job six weeks before retirement.
1:37.0	What the, did you think Biden was going to hire you?
1:40.0	I'm really open, am I key?
1:44.0	Consider for the next, you know, who in the new window next big boss comes in?
1:48.0	You know, I've done a good job with this one.
1:50.0	You saw this week that the electoral college, of course, voted on Monday.
1:54.0	The electoral college certified that's, that's all done.
1:57.0	I do want to point out one big thing, one, one really important point I want to point out.
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