Schemers and Gifters and Wanna Be inventors.

We're trying to get your money so they can get rich real fast.

But Jesse and Mike are here to set things right with your Kickstarter sucks the podcast.

Because you don't need that bullshit, no you don't need that crap.

You don't need a toaster of the hip program with an app.

You just grab some headphones you folks are all in luck.

Mike and JEF are back with your Kickstarter sucks.

Hey guys, I'm just wondering if you wanted to play a little bit of a matchmaker here.

So a long time ago, Jesse, what I was talking about the YKS Hunk, where you hunk at another car and that's how you know that they also listen to YKS. Well, I finally got one the other day because it's a really really hot spicy broad and I didn't get her license plate number or her phone number or anything.

So maybe you could play this and then she could talk to you guys, know he did in contact.

She was honking a lot, and if you're listening right now, I was the guy who was drunk and running

over hitchhikers in my Camry. I understand if you don't want a match make but if you do I really

appreciate you guys. Really lonely. Hey. It's YKS.

Jesse Ferrara here. We got Mike as well. Mike's taking a big sip of water.

Look at this guy.

You know, you know to narrate what I'm doing, man, but to narrate what I'm doing, but yeah.

But I mean, look, you're a real sippy boy.

I think on a previous episode, we talked about how you were going to give out a recipe for

water.

I don't know that you ever came through on the water recipe.

I don't know if you're prepared to do it right now,

but can we at least get a tease for what it might.

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