Episode 55: I’m Thinking Of Betting Things

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9 • 700 Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2020

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Pelosi, Carolla, DeJoy and Helicopter Tony walk into a bar.

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0:00.0	Welcome to election profit makers, your guide to winning and losing money on the 2020 election and other related catastrophes and all that stuff that we keep talking about over and over again, week in, week out.
0:13.2	My name is David and I'm joined by my two friends Starley. Hi Starley.
0:17.2	Hi.
0:17.9	And John.
0:19.4	Hey.
0:20.0	John's on the line.
0:21.4	Down in North Carolina, as you always say.
0:24.2	Is that a problem?
0:24.9	It actually is sort of a problem.
0:26.5	Because you guys are in Los Angeles.
0:28.7	Yeah.
0:29.1	You're referring to me as down in North Carolina.
0:32.7	Because North Carolina is south of California.
0:36.3	It's not south of Los Angeles. Yeah, but you measure the state by the
0:41.4	northernmost border of that state. And the northernmost border of California is much further north
0:48.1	than the northernmost border of North Carolina. I don't believe that's how you do it. I think you
0:54.0	just pinpoint it from where you are to where I am.
0:57.7	The whole world is falling apart.
0:59.2	I believe Wilmington, North Carolina might be further south in L.A.
1:04.9	But I'm not in Wilmington.
1:06.8	I'm in another area.
1:07.9	Now, the problem is that we live in a world where more men wear bracelets and eat stew.
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