4.9 • 700 Ratings
🗓️ 2 September 2020
⏱️ 35 minutes
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David has a celebrity sighting, Starlee starts to worry, Jon says nothing will change.
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0:00.0 | Welcome to election profit makers, little podcast that we make using our computers and microphones, of course, about winning and losing money on the 2020 election and related catastrophes. |
0:11.5 | I am one of the main stars of election profit makers. My name is David, and I'm joined with my co-stars, Starley. Hello, Starley. |
0:20.7 | And also, Long John |
0:22.6 | way down there in North Carolina. How are you holding up, Long John? Not too bad. I want to start |
0:28.1 | with something, this is a bit of personal news, and I want to tell you myself before you read about it in the |
0:33.8 | trades. Friends, I saw Shiloh LeBuff out on the streets yesterday afternoon. I was on my |
0:40.4 | evening walk, not in a particularly glamorous part of Los Angeles. And across the street by a |
0:48.6 | tire shop, I saw three shabby people acting kind of strange. I thought maybe they were promoting a car wash or doing some type of MAGA rally. |
0:58.6 | And then they crossed the street and started heading in my direction. |
1:01.7 | And I was like, oh, here I'm going to have to get in a fist fight with these people. |
1:05.9 | Lo and behold, ladies and gentlemen, it was Hollywood. |
1:09.9 | I want to call him a bad boy. |
1:11.1 | Is he a bad boy? |
1:12.5 | Complicated. |
1:13.1 | It's complicated. |
1:14.3 | He's a weird boy. |
1:15.4 | He's a weird one. |
1:16.4 | Lo and behold, ladies and gentlemen, it was Hollywood weird one. |
1:19.4 | Shia LeBuff, followed by two beautiful model types, women models, one of the hottest |
1:25.5 | types of models. |
1:27.2 | And they walked right by me. |
1:29.3 | Shaya made, none of them were wearing masks. I'm going to acknowledge that right now, because this, |
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