Episode 54 - Dick on Graduating
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 13 June 2017
⏱️ 139 minutes
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Summary
What not to wear to court, graduation speeches are the devil, people who walk without purpose, my dad takes questions from Twitter and talks about Longmire, the Asterios vs. WarOfTheFanBoys call that launched a thousand ships, a Patreon warning email, restraining orders for civil harassment, a different audio engineer, Letters from Sean: Part 3, Cuck Hunt, Marble Madness, slow walkers getting hit by cars, the Man in Black and la Flama Blanca, a very, very drunken rant about gun rights, and maybe the worst hangover in the history of the show; all that and much more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | Presenting Dick. Dick. Yeah, you want Dick, you need Dick, you love Dick, you got it. |
| 0:14.3 | You see. Hey, you want Dick, you need Dick, you love Dick, you got it. |
| 0:24.6 | It's the only show where everything is a contest, and I mean everything, |
| 0:29.8 | including audio engineers, coming to you from a mountain bunker in the city of failure. |
| 0:36.6 | I am your host Dick Masterson. |
| 0:38.3 | With me today to mix things up is Johnny Johnny the audio engineer. |
| 0:44.9 | What's up buddy? |
| 0:45.9 | How's it going Dick? |
| 0:46.9 | Hey good. |
| 0:47.9 | So Johnny graciously, graciously, the bit of course |
| 0:52.2 | was that I asked Tim Chang's |
| 0:54.0 | Chang's to fill in for Sean while he's he's at a he's at a cuck hunt |
| 1:00.2 | and the American Southeast. |
| 1:03.0 | Is that where he is? |
| 1:04.0 | Yes, it's an old tradition. |
| 1:06.0 | From the founding father's days where everyone dresses up and they go on a cuck hunt |
| 1:11.0 | who they try to find a cuck and if they find him they they throw spaghetti all over him and slap him on his penis |
| 1:18.0 | does the spaghetti come out of the pockets? Yes, they have they carry around big bowls, they have bulging pockets of spaghetti and they throw the spaghetti at the cuck when they find him. |
| 1:28.0 | That's what I figured. Now was that based off of the Super Nintendo game or... |
| 1:32.0 | Super Nintendo Duck Hunt game? Yeah. Yes, it was originally... of the called the cuck hunt and they brought it over to America and they said hey man people |
| 1:46.0 | aren't going to understand cuck hunt and they're like whoa and they just started |
| 1:50.3 | freaking out like no no you got we got ducks though yeah you can hunt ducks |
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