Episode 53: A Dispatch From Trout Lodge

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2018

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Best friends gather round the communal iPod, it's time once again for Your Kickstarter Sucks! On today's blister-packed episode, the boys are talkin' MySpace's enormous data hoard, YKSchella, a review of Marvelous (Infinite) War, baby necks, Syria's billboards, and stabbing a....panda????!!!????? Unbelievable! Plus, Mike debuts his highly anticipated Bernie Sanders impression and we read your letters.For more ass crimes, check out Patreon.com/YourKickstarterSucks. There's more episodes on there. It's a finite amount of them, but I don't think that makes them bad necessarily. Music for this episode of YKS is provided courtesy of:Drew Toothpaste of www.theworstthingsforsale.comTwitter's @lydiaburrelland Maniac Mark Brendle

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0:00.0	Schemers and Giffers and Wannabe inventors
0:03.4	We're trying to get your money so they can get rich real fast
0:06.4	But Jesse and Mike are here to set things right with your Kickstarter sucks the podcast
0:16.0	Because you don't need that bullshit, no you don't need that crap. You don't need a toaster of the hip program with an app.
0:19.0	You just grab some headphones you folks are all in luck.
0:22.0	Mike and JE if I are back with your Kickstarter sucks.
0:25.0	Yeah, I don't agree with your views on anything.
0:28.0	I don't think you're right, I don't think you're good.
0:31.0	Either one of you guys, I don't like you're good either one of you guys I don't I don't like you at all really
0:36.4	got much use for you and I know the stuff to say is really good or fun
0:41.7	even right.
0:42.6	I don't like it.
0:43.2	I don't want to be a part of it.
0:45.4	So, take that to what it is.
0:49.6	I don't like you.
0:55.0	Hey everybody, welcome to YKS
1:00.8	Episode 53 that's right the naming of the number of the episodes is back
1:05.0	Due to a lot of fanfare around it.
1:08.0	So we heard you, and it's back.
1:10.2	So it's 53 now. It's not season.
1:11.0	We're not doing seasons anymore. Well, okay, so the seasons is for the premium episodes.
1:16.5	Okay. And we did that because we got off track with the first mistake we made and people were right in to this effect every couple of weeks.
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