Episode 53 - Dick on Pulling Teeth

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2017

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Summary

Fishing for nothing, Sean's uncle the spy, finding places to bang, reality news, the crass anachronism of judgement, the final Tim Changzzzzz pitch, unisex names, an announcement from the Science Justice Warrior, a vacation with children, LEGO men, turn stealing, apology tours, Joel Chaco's beef with me, littering and, more of Tammy's Laugh Therapy, auctioning school, hell is other people, handicap french fries, Maxwell The Silver Hammer's pregnancy scare, and trivia to pull your teeth; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick. Dick. Yeah, yeah!
0:15.0	ready! Yeah!
0:17.0	Yeah! Welcome to! Hey!
0:23.0	Welcome to Dick!
0:25.0	You want Dick you D, Dick you love!
0:28.0	Dick, you got it, it's the only show
0:30.0	where everything is a contest coming to you live from a mountain bunker in the city of failure.
0:35.8	I'm your host Dick Masterson. With me as always is Sean, the audio engineer.
0:41.3	Hello Dick. Hey, what's up buddy?
0:44.0	But that's not going to be the case next week, is it?
0:46.0	It is not going to be the case.
0:48.0	Sean the audio engineer is going to be leaving me high and dry.
0:51.0	I'm doing something. he's doing what are you judging I
0:56.1	I don't did you hit a big vein of ass I don't know I think that you got an
0:59.5	last harvester on the Fritz that you've got to go check out.
1:03.0	What are you doing?
1:03.8	Isn't that up to you to decide?
1:05.2	Yeah, yeah, but what are you really doing?
1:06.7	Give me something.
1:07.7	I'm going to visit my brother and sister-in-law and the kids.
1:10.4	And the kids.
1:11.7	And the twins, the twin girls. Let me tell you something, buddy.
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