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Wolf 359

Episode 53: Dirty Work

Wolf 359

Kinda Evil Genius Productions, LLC

Comedy Fiction, Science Fiction, Fiction

4.94.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2017

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

This episode of Wolf 359 contains discussions of violence and death. Listener discretion is advised. When Eiffel picks up signs of a transmission from deep space just hours before Hera's scheduled to go through an internal reset, the crew is divided on whether he should attempt to pursue it or not. But with only the autopilot for backup and an unexpected threat waiting in the wings, they soon discover they're more vulnerable than any of them realize. Plus, above average chimpanzees, horrifying threats of bodily mutilation, Plan C, rules of project management, and elaborate pranks to teach important lessons. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to Wolf 359. Oh, Oh, I need to tell you something.

0:57.0

I haven't told anybody else but

1:10.0

You were right about everything

1:13.4

about the kind of person I am that I

1:26.0

Even in that moment I didn't mean to do it. I don't think I did I just the noise the explosion it was reflex. I think it was. I think it was. I didn't want to kill her.

1:57.0

That's perfect perfect right? I finally do something and it's because I choked. Congratulations, even though I am dead, you have still made me nauseous. Thank you.

1:58.0

You are wasting time with this vining.

2:00.0

This isn't whining.

2:02.0

It's useless. Well, what should I do instead?

2:06.5

Do you remember the riddle of the Orion from training program? Do I? What does that have to do with anything?

2:14.0

U.S.S. Orion, Espionage submarine in Cold War,

2:20.0

posted deep in Arctic Sea when and is discovered by enemy.

2:24.7

Takes torpedo and begins to flood. In middle of chaos a young man, an ensign on first assignment standing by a hedge. Protocol dictates he should seal

2:47.4

compartment, protect the ship.

2:49.6

I know this just as well.

2:56.0

suddenly a voice calls out from the voter. Officer, I am this ship's captain and I order you to hold the hatchet help me.

3:03.2

But just a moment later, another voice.

3:05.6

Belay that order.

3:06.8

I am the ship's intelligence expert.

3:09.1

I am the only one that knows the enemy codes.

3:11.4

Pull me up from the water.

3:14.0

The compartment is flooding, time is running out.

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