Episode 52: A Splice Of Life

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2018

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

52 episodes...52 cards in a deck, not including the jokers. But lucky for you, this show DOES count the jokers. And there's two of 'em (they're the hosts). On this instant classic episode of YKS, Mike and Jesse riff on the saddest part of loved ones dying, sleeping in the trash, bodies falling apart, bulletproof backpack scumbags and covering cat assholes. Plus, Mike reveals his secret Juggalo past, and the boys debut a new segment: The Kitty Kat Two Pack.For more idea on what to take with you into the teleportation machine from The Fly, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. There's some stuff on there, and it is nice.Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of: Twitter's @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste of www.theworstthingsforsale.com, and the highly functional Mark Brendle.

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0:00.0	Scammers and grifters and wannabe inventors we're trying to get your money so they can get rich real fast
0:06.4	but Jesse and Mike are here to set things right with your Kickstarter sucks the podcast
0:16.0	because you don't need that bullshit, no you don't need that crap. You don't need a toaster of the hip program with an app.
0:19.0	You just grab some headphones you folks are all in luck.
0:22.0	Mike and JE if we are back with your Kickstarter sucks.
0:25.0	Hi, Jesse and Mike.
0:28.0	I just got a sticker from you guys today and it was delightfully personalized with a return address.
0:39.0	I'm not going to mail you anything, but I appreciate the personal touch.
0:45.0	The sticker costs too much though, and it's pretty fucking ugly.
0:50.0	Thanks.
0:51.0	Hey, everybody, it's YKS.
0:54.0	Here it is.
0:55.0	Yeah, you asked.
0:57.0	You ask, ask and you shall receive.
1:00.0	You asked for it.
1:01.0	We heard you.
1:02.0	Okay, well our parent company heard you, and we're sort of forced to respond due to
1:07.4	advertiser pressure.
1:08.9	Yeah, so there was a lot of things going on behind the scenes in order to get us back on the mics.
1:15.0	But you know what, I guess I'm glad we're back, all things considered, you know?
1:19.0	Yeah, it could be worse.
1:21.0	It could be worse, yeah, all of the dog food brands that sponsor the show could be pulling out right now. And then we'd be up S Creek without a P.
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