Episode 50 - Dick on Fighting

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2017

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

The Vietnamese man who taught me how to fight, Sean's wedding story, the redaction of a lifetime, false HR complaints, Twitch addiction, Sean's last fist fight, Asterios' Butterbean training regimen, Uber pools, Reverend Scott, compliance, phone calls with dogs, my man is moving to Abu Dhabi, Don't Legalize It, Van Halen, The Goss Squad, Fool's Liquor Round 2, sharing, crying, and like ten hours of podcasting; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick to Dick.
0:14.0	Ready.
0:15.0	Yeah, yeah, you welcome to Dick.
0:24.0	You want Dick, you need Dick, you love Dick, you got it.
0:26.0	It's the only show where everything is a contest coming to you live
0:30.0	from a mountain bunker in the city of failure. I am your host Dick Masters and with me is always a Sean.
0:35.0	Hello Dick. Hey, what's up buddy? Big day. Is it? 50 episodes dude. Oh that big day
0:41.5	50 fucking episodes to help us celebrate.
0:44.6	How quick that went.
0:45.7	Did go fast.
0:47.2	My God.
0:48.6	It went, man, it, from the Cernavich episode to now feels like a blur.
0:54.0	When was Cernivitch?
0:55.0	Was he in the first 10?
0:56.0	A blur of pills.
0:57.0	Like a big whirlwind of pills.
0:59.0	He was 18.
1:00.0	No, no, no, he was 19.
1:02.0	Oh, wow. Because Cernivovich came on to give me legal advice.
1:05.7	Cernovich, out of the kindness of his heart,
1:08.7	came on this show to give me legal advice
1:12.3	with my defamation case.
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