Episode 51 - Dick on Bear Spray

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2017

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

A Maui look-a-like contest, a hula dancing festival, a regional liquor contest, Diet Coke Armageddon, proof of Kung Fu Tommy, more questions for Coach, how to make a noose, playing with bear spray, beating my girlfriend on Twitch, DIY home defense, throwing away kids' toys, an erotic story from a real man, the tyranny of fake gasps, Madcucks gives a weak book update, what to do with THE LETTER, the heart rate monitor, the best beer combo, a soft I told you so, and a sudden power outage; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick. Dick. Yeah! Welcome to Dick! You need Dick, you want Dick, you love Dick, you got it!
0:24.0	It's the show!
0:26.0	Where everything is a contest coming to you live
0:29.0	From a mountain bunker in the city of failure.
0:32.0	I'm your host Dick Masters and with me as always is Sean.
0:35.4	Hello Dick. Hey what's up buddy today? Joining us today is my life coach.
0:41.6	What's up buddy?
0:43.0	How you doing?
0:44.0	That's a cool shirt, probably the coolest I've seen yet.
0:45.0	I am wearing an exclusive road rage
0:48.0	t-shirt right now.
0:49.0	There's a couple available at the shop. Dick dot show. right now there's a couple left dots and
0:55.6	shows and dicks dot fun put in as many dots as you want it's it's shop dot dot dot it's
1:01.9	like Morse code my website is just dot dot dot dot space that space that space that
1:08.3	it's SOS is the web my only website the future of that's. Hey, speaking of an-
1:13.0	It's worse code for I'm a rapist.
1:15.0	Oh, gee.
1:16.0	Oh, wow.
1:17.0	What, it's your role, sir.
1:18.0	Well, it's a little bit early for those singers,
1:19.0	Sean.
1:20.0	We've got an announcement today.
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