Do you ever get a little down in life?

Do you dream of that buff body but can't be bothered to actually do the work?

Of course you do. We all hate ourselves a little bit.

30 minutes from now you'll feel so comparatively intelligent,

cultured and generally superior that you'll wonder why you ever worried at all.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's flats and shanks.

Hello everyone and welcome to episode five of our weekly podcast.

I'm David Flatman. I'm Tom Shanklin. Hi, Tom.

Alright mate.

Okay, we are in the Worcester Warriors team room here at Sixways.

It was my turn to sort out the venue because we alternate and I've been here

commentating today and I'm a little bit lazy so I've arranged this room and we

can't afford a studio. We can't afford food. Let it let us studio for goodness sake.

Food.

Food. No, I don't need mate. I get fat from oxygen mate. I don't need buy food.

You could put weight on it in celery, couldn't you?

Yeah, I could actually.

Actually, a few people today, no joke. Here at Sixways told me a look like I've lost weight.

It's that salmon jumpy aware and I think.

Like it? Yeah, do actually.

Thank you.

So anyway, we are here in the team room. It's a proper team room.

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