Ladies and gentlemen, two men from opposite ends of the physical, cultural and emotional spectrums, flats and shanks.

Hello everyone and welcome to episode six of our podcast. I'm David Flatman. I'm Tom Shankron. I am Tom.

Hi, Dave.

Now this week we are in the presence of a special guest at a special place. Firstly, where are we, Tommy?

Well, we are at the Sarasons headquarters, training ground, a club that we both play for, flanks.

And the one club in Europe, in the English League. And I think the Barney Gazette said the world.

Yeah, not our words, the world.

And it says we'd go bigger and better than last week. And we did. We have now set the benchmark incredibly high.

And we have a special guest with us.

What we haven't done this week is go for the sort of celebrity call-up, what we've done is actually get another human being to sit with us,

shanks bought an extra microphone and some equipment and we're trying to make it work. And hopefully it is working.

And with us, we have the Sarasons still war, the England international, the Premiership champion, European champion,

fallback Alex Goud, good. Alex Goud, good, good.

Good to be fair. I'd rather be in Goud.

You're good?

Well, I'd go Alex Goud. But hang on, you left me a voicemail in the week about this podcast and you said it's Goudy.

And then you said it's good. What do you want from us, mate?

Well, I mean, look obviously I'm being difficult there, but to be honest with you, I can't give up fighting it because everyone just calls me Goudy or Goud.

So it comes to a point where you're just like, fine, just like it. Why are you?

Just quickly touching on nicknames because obviously you've got shanks, you've got flats, you've got good, I mean, I have a few.

And I think it's a nicknames a good way of like integrating into the squad.

What were yours? Shanks. Stuff like Merlin, Viper, Jester, Selplacame, Adric.

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