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The Dick Show

Episode 496 - Dick on Chungucide

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2026

⏱️ 156 minutes

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Summary

The Sean curse hits me in the wiener, funny bits from the Epstein files, a homeless man cons the hospital I'm at, white people's Power Points, cleaning up crime scenes, caste development at Microsoft, Black people in Minecraft, a sit-in at Target, and Vinnie's comedy club is attacked by a single protester; all this and more this week on The Dick Show!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Rumble had a big week.

0:02.0

Dan Boingo is back.

0:04.0

He's protecting, he's protected all the pedophiles he could,

0:08.0

working at the FBI, so now he's freelance working outside of the system to protect pedophiles.

0:14.0

Did you know about that?

0:16.0

No.

0:17.0

Dan Boingo.

0:18.0

I said right at the beginning, these retards, you can't send, you can't send retarded people

0:22.6

and to take down a cabal of international pedophiles. You got to send high-functioning psychopaths.

0:29.1

You got, that, I thought it was obvious. I thought it didn't need to be said, but apparently

0:35.4

needed to be said, unless the, unless the reason was, unless the whole purpose was to protect the pedophiles, which I understand, as a high-functioning psychopath.

0:44.6

That was a 40 chest, man.

0:46.9

Was that it?

0:47.8

Hey, let's get our dumbest, let's get our goofiest motherfuckers in there.

0:52.1

Let's get guys who tweet about hockey games they go to.

0:55.8

Let's get him in the FBI.

0:57.9

That's Netanyahu says, hey, Trump, I'm kind of worried that you're in there now.

1:01.1

People want this international cabal of Mossad asset pedophiles out it.

1:06.8

And he goes, don't worry, BB.

1:08.8

I got a guy who tweets that he's at a hockey game that he's at.

1:13.5

I'm putting him in charge of the FBI.

1:15.7

He goes, but he and Netanyahu goes,

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