Episode 494 - Dick on The Final Fat Frontier
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 19 January 2026
⏱️ 126 minutes
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Summary
Two fat Mexicans at swimming lessons, NO MA'AM, the UK fails to brainwash young men again, a Reddit mod spergs out, the new fat and Black and gay Star Trek, melon bread, the ADL makes an AI lawsuit machine, and I am attacked by a whale; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | You know, this set up is what we used so long ago, man, what we're using right now. |
| 0:05.5 | This is bringing me back. |
| 0:07.4 | This stupid little red box of bane in my fucking existence, man. |
| 0:12.5 | This little red motherfucker. |
| 0:14.1 | Hey man, you can't shit on the Beringer Box. |
| 0:16.3 | That thing's saving our lives right now. |
| 0:17.9 | The Bairinger Box, I invite to kill itself. |
| 0:24.9 | Yeah, Avid, you can follow suit with that. |
| 0:29.7 | I forgot how hard it is to do a show where you're just thinking about audio shit and issues for like three hours. And you're like, oh wait, yeah, there's a whole other world. |
| 0:34.4 | Nobody wants to hear about that shit. You know? Nobody wants to hear about that shit. |
| 0:39.0 | I got to re-center on fat women. Something else. What do we usually talk about on this show? |
| 0:46.0 | Well, so what we were talking about originally was I fucking hate people who can't give up the bit. |
| 0:51.3 | You know what, man, fucking cheers. We're back on board. We're on board. Three hours late. And my four hours late. And my fucking cool caller that I had is can't call in now. Obviously. I got to buy all new computer stuff. Great, man. I need a time machine to grab myself when I was 14 and say hey buddy, you want to build a computer for me? |
| 1:11.9 | Yeah, I would love that because I don't. |
| 1:15.0 | Yeah, we're only buying MacBooks from now on. |
| 1:18.3 | Fuck! |
| 1:19.5 | I got to buy another man. |
| 1:20.8 | Oh, no! |
| 1:22.9 | I'm going to set this bitch up. |
| 1:24.6 | What bitch did I point at? |
| 1:25.8 | This bitch. |
| 1:26.8 | That, yeah. |
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