Episode 49: Breakfast Aboard The Nostromo

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2018

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

Drive time podcast heads, YKS is comin' at ya full blast with both barrels blazin! This week we've got a terrific haggis recipe, a recap of the Indiana Jones geography, intense Chuck "Lore", and more beard opinions than I frankly cared to hear. For more on casual uncle relationships and to be entered into a chance to win prizes in The YKS Gadget Hole, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Lots of bonus stuff on there, and it's pretty good. Not as good as Martin, but still good.Music for YKS is courtesy of: Twitter's @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com), and the incorrigible Mark Brendle.

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0:00.0	Schemers and grifters and wannabe inventors we're trying to get your money so they can get rich real fast
0:06.5	but Jesse and Mike are here to set things right with your Kickstarter sucks the podcast
0:16.0	because you don't need that bullshit, no you don't need that crap. You don't need a toaster of the hip program with an app.
0:19.0	You just grab some headphones you folks are all in luck.
0:22.0	Mike and JF are back with your Kickstarter sucks.
0:25.0	Hi, Mr. Ferrer, this is David.
0:29.0	I'm a paralegal here at Waldman Associates.
0:31.0	I just wanted to touch base with you. You emailed us yesterday
0:34.4	about representing you for a personal injury claim and told us to contact you
0:38.0	with this number. Just reading here, it says you're seeking damages for emotional distress against a national white
0:44.7	castle after their cashier called you up and I'm I'm quoting here a shaved
0:49.6	fazzy bear looking long driveway have an ass.
0:53.0	And then it says here when you spoke to the manager, he refused to reprimand the employee and in fact
0:57.7	he rose to do for ordering catch up on your hamburger.
1:00.4	Anyway, we'd love to have you in and talk about this further.
1:03.4	Please call me back this number, whenever it's convenient.
1:06.5	Thanks, bye.
1:07.4	Hey, everybody, it's YKS.
1:11.4	Your Kickstarter sucks, the podcast podcast Jesse Farrar here
1:15.0	across from me sitting at this cute little desk that I give him to work on when he comes
1:19.6	over here is my very good friend and podcast co-host Mr Michael Hale.
1:26.0	What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?
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