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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 48: Gun Recess

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2018

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Episode 48. Just two more til we're done! On this week's show, Mike "Mikeman" Hale and Jesse Farrar aka "Two Kicks" are talking lookbook explainers, coffee time trials, phone phreakers, and whether there are any stores in Italy? Plus, a listener has a bone to pick with us over something other than our inflammatory comments on social media. Sorry about those, by the way.For more types of cup, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks, where a bunch of bonus episodes are just sitting around with their thumb up their ass. And if you'd like a shirt, they're at shop.yourkickstartersucks.com. They're pretty good shirts, also. Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of: @LydiaBurrell on Twitter, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com) and the muscular Mark Brendle.

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0:00.0

Schemers and Giffers and Wanna Be inventors.

0:03.6

We're trying to get your money so they can get rich real fast.

0:06.7

But Jesse and Mike are here to set things right with your Kickstarter sucks the

0:11.2

podcast.

0:12.2

Because you don't need that bullshit, no you don't need that crap.

0:16.0

You don't need a toaster of the hip program with an app.

0:19.0

You just grab some headphones you folks are all in luck.

0:22.0

Mike and JE if Ir back with your Kickstarter sucks.

0:25.0

Hey guys, just listen to episode 47 or what I think it's 47 on my way to work driving you guys are

0:37.1

talking about the Star Trek transporter for that DNA one where you live forever I think you guys are saying like it copies your DNA and

0:46.2

reconstruct the thing but like that I think it's more like it scans every

0:51.9

atom in your body,

0:54.0

makes it code and then takes the code

0:59.2

and reconstruct it atom by atom

1:01.7

on the planet surface. So it's not like

1:05.1

resequencing your body with DNA. I think it's like actually just making

1:09.8

basically a Xerox copy and destroying it as a source.

1:15.0

So I guess it assumes that the soul, there's no kind of non-physical soul,

1:21.0

the body is like 100% like physical matter. So that's another

1:28.5

philosophical debate. So just wanted to, that's what I think I don't remember and also you guys mentioned that people

1:38.9

Complain about Mike laughs, but I like Mike's laugh and I started copying it in real life so anyway good show talk you later

1:50.8

hey everybody it's your Kickstarter sucks, the podcast, Jesse Farrar here joining me.

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