Episode 50: Jesse's Last Episode

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2018

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

A celebratory and transformative episode of YKS. For more jokes that don't pay off in the episode, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. We're still doing that, even though the title of this episode makes it seem like we aren't.Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy Twitter's @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste of www.TheWorstThingsForSale.com, and the remarkable Mark Brendle.

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0:00.0	Schemers and grifters and wannabe inventors we're trying to get your money so they can get rich real fast
0:06.4	but Jesse and Mike are here to set things right with your Kickstarter sucks a podcast
0:16.0	because you don't need that bullshit, no you don't need that crap. You don't need a toaster of the hip program with an app.
0:19.0	You just grab some headphones you folks are all in luck.
0:22.0	Mike and JEF are back with your Kickstarter sucks.
0:25.3	Hey everybody, welcome to your Kickstarter sucks.
0:27.0	Jesse Ferar here, this is episode 50.
0:30.6	I know we've got something special coming for you later in the show, but I want to get out in front of it right now.
0:35.0	Mike, this is the big 5-0 baby.
0:38.0	B-ba-ba-
0:40.0	Do you remember that song?
0:42.0	J.F.
0:44.0	What?
0:45.0	Yeah, but no what was that?
0:48.0	Hawaii, 5. Oh, a show that no one has ever seen. did it all they re-made it though
0:54.8	actually oh yeah they did they remade it with the Korean guy from law don't say
0:59.5	Korean guy what he's green. Daniel Day Kim.
1:04.0	Yeah.
1:06.0	What a magnificent actor.
1:08.0	Off to a blistering start at this point.
1:10.0	And you've never even seen Lost, so that that's so I guess you could say that
1:13.8	reference is lost on you I've seen lost you asshole I watch I watched the whole
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