Episode 48: Where the Babies Are

Childish

Alison Rosen

Podcast, Comedy, Kids & Family, Gregfitzsimmons, Childish, Advice, Alisonrosen, Comedypodcast, Humor, Parenting, Fitzdog, Alisonrosenisyourbestfriend

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2019

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Is there a "civil war" in comedy as some recent media reports have claimed? Alison and Greg are not on the same page. Plus Japan Airlines is telling passengers where the babies are seated ahead of time via a baby icon on the seating chart. And Greg reads some jokes from his 2003 SNL writing submission while Alison destroys property.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.
0:05.0	Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.
0:10.0	Childish, childish, this all freaks me off it.
0:14.4	Childish, oh shit, how can I pet when I'm still a kid?
0:19.2	Childish, oh shit.
0:21.6	Who the hell decided I's ready for this?
0:24.0	Hey now!
0:25.0	Hello there!
0:26.0	You got the Fitzdog and the Rose and Berry.
0:29.0	Should we tell them the wee what are nicknames for each other?
0:32.0	Well, Grapefruit Simmons, as you know,
0:36.0	and maybe they don't know.
0:37.0	Maybe they don't know.
0:38.0	Well, the story is there was a woman in Boston.
0:43.4	We're going to assume she's an overweight black woman for the sake of the story.
0:47.4	And she called up the Fannie Hall comedy connection.
0:49.6	She says, uh, she goes, who's on a show tonight?
0:53.3	Oh Jesus.
0:54.3	She's from the 1800s.
0:56.0	She wears an apron.
0:57.8	And they said, well, it's a very problematic story.
1:00.0	It's Anthony Clark, Jackie Flynn, and Greg Fitzsimmons.
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