meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Childish

Episode 47: Potty Humor

Childish

Alison Rosen

Podcast, Comedy, Kids & Family, Gregfitzsimmons, Childish, Advice, Alisonrosen, Comedypodcast, Humor, Parenting, Fitzdog, Alisonrosenisyourbestfriend

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2019

⏱️ 77 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Elliot took a big step up to the toilet this week and he did it himself, kinda! Greg popped a rib out of his back sleeping on a houseboat in Seattle with the one percent. Plus vaping, Greg's back unit (not a pun), playing games with kids, and more.




Follow Childish:
twitter.com/childishpod
instagram.com/childishpod

Follow Greg:
twitter.com/GregFitzShow
instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon

Follow Alison:
twitter.com/AlisonRosen
instagram.com/alisonrosen



Our Lovely Sponsors!

Stitch Fix

StitchFix.com/Kids/Childish

Marvel Hero Tales

apps.apple.com/us/app/marvel-hero-tales/id1449137879

Pact

WearPact.com (promo code CHILDISH)

Michelin

MichelinMan.com

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.

0:05.0

Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.

0:10.0

Childish, childish, this all freaks me off it.

0:14.0

Childish, oh shit.

0:16.0

How can I pet when I'm still a kid?

0:19.0

Childish, oh shit.

0:21.0

Who the hell decided I was ready to this? Hi, my name's Greg Fitzimmons. I'm Allison Rosen.

0:25.0

And we got to know each other six, seven years ago. It's been a long time. It feels like a lifetime. Well, it's

0:38.4

weird when you get older the time like loses, gets distorted and loses all meaning store it's like a house of

0:46.1

mirrors it's just like seven years goes by and like you look back and you go what like

0:50.9

if I told you what I did between ages three and five it would be a

0:55.8

one man shell but if I told you what happened between 51 and 53 I would literally

1:01.4

have to sit down for an hour and try to think of a couple of events that were meaningful.

1:06.0

I know and it's because as you get older you've already basically already experienced each day right?

1:12.0

Well and that really is the joy of having kids,

1:15.0

is you get to see life roll out in a way that, you know,

1:21.0

you want a parent and you want a guide and you realize like no they're going

1:25.7

they're in fucking turbo warp speed and you're just standing on the sideline

1:31.8

thinking that you're really raising them when in fact

1:35.6

like it's the chemicals in their body it's the images they're taking in their

1:39.3

their motor skills are just being challenged and adjusting and you're going,

1:45.0

don't touch the dog there.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Alison Rosen, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Alison Rosen and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.