Ready? Let's do this. John, this is all you. Oh, I'm starting it. Go ahead. Why are you smiling like that? You don't think I could do it?

Because I put conditioner in my hair last night and now it looks so shiny. I just love looking at myself now in my hair, my shiny hair. All right, John, start the show.

Welcome to election profit makers, your guide to winning and losing money on the 2020 election

and related catastrophes. I am your host, Long John Silver, along with my friends, Kid Midas, and Starly Quinn.

Hi. Thank you, Long John. Happy to be here. Yeah, it's been quite a week, guys, right? We've had a

vice presidential announcement uh, announcement.

We had continued COVID chaos, a potential sabotage of the USPS, or as I like to refer to it,

the us pus. No. And now we have the Democratic National Convention coming up. So we've got a lot

to talk about today.

Was that good high energy? This is incredible. I'm just waiting for the crash. I know this crash is coming in like three minutes. No, it's not. I got five-hour energy right here. I'm going. I'm going

going. Why don't we first talk about what happened last week? We had a historic announcement.

Yeah, last week's bet.

That's right.

We bet on Kamala Harris.

We were certain.

David was more certain than anybody, but he didn't really put his money where his mouth was.

And we did.

And we had quite a ride. Tell us about that ride. Starley, you go for it,

because Starley was loving life. It was so stressful. It was a 48-hour block of mania,

where everybody was pumping and dumping before they announced.

The day before even the announcement, there was this crazy 10 minutes where predicted,

it looked like the grid was going out.

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