Episode 47: The Thinking Egg

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2018

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, delayed out of respect for the Presidents or whatever, the boys are talkin' skinhead lawyers, U2 Cables, living for eternity, gravitrons, My Shittiest Halloween......and twins!!! Plus, Mike takes on Nigeria and we read your letters. For more on how to send yourself into the future using various capsules, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. It's basically your guide to becoming immortal.Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy: @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com) and the Illustrious Mark Brendle.

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0:00.0	Schemers and Grifters and Wannabe inventors are trying to get your money so they can get rich real fast
0:06.2	but Jesse and Mike are here to set things right with your Kickstarter sucks the podcast
0:16.0	because you don't need that bullshit, no you don't need that crap. You don't need a toaster of the hip program with an app.
0:19.0	You just grab some headphones you folks are all in luck.
0:22.0	Mike and JF are back with your Kickstarter sucks.
0:25.0	Hey, um, just calling because I'm hiding in the bathroom because I
0:31.0	just told my friend that her dog was stupid and she got really mad at me.
0:35.0	She left, I'm aware she went.
0:38.0	But her dog was dumb and it's scary.
0:42.0	Just in the bathroom drinking some wine.
0:45.0	That's it.
0:48.0	All right, boy.
0:50.0	Yeah, this is for that guy on the podcast who's always talking shit and getting into trouble
0:58.3	You are on my fucking hit list and I'm gonna kill you bitch so the other guy on the podcast is good
1:06.4	though bye. Hey everybody welcome to YKS your Kickstarter sucks the podcast with your host yeah okay
1:16.1	Jesse Ferar is here and somehow did your name first all the time every time we've done it but it's whatever it's weird to introduce somebody else first though
1:26.4	Michael Hale also here in his house. Oh my god here people would say his house. Yeah
1:32.1	Cizir, and everything.
1:33.6	I still say scissor.
1:35.4	Yeah, you're 100 years old.
1:37.3	Well, so.
1:38.3	Be that as it may.
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