Episode 48 - Dick on Saving the World

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2017

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

Secondary Audio Programming, the Science Justice Warrior, the failures of high school Spanish, getting fat, how many lies it takes to save the world, a Trump pinata knife altercation, fool's liquor, Dustin's man-on-the-street bit, apostrophe's, women and their purses, Consuelo's Cinco de Mayo podcast, three-act emasculation, taking ten minutes to say goodbye, headrest hunchbacks, the panicked phone calls of a county run-off, the next two Road Rage cities, Sean gets a Star Trek shirt, I get a pen, and Madcucks gets a podcast; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick.
0:03.0	Dick. Dick.
0:05.0	Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.
0:08.0	Dick. Dick. Dick.
0:11.0	Dick. Dick.
0:14.0	Ready.
0:15.0	Yeah!
0:18.0	Oh wait at Cinko De Mayo this week.
0:20.0	A gold!
0:22.0	D' Gold to get this dig, they are must, they are must,
0:28.0	and this is see d'as, dig.
0:30.0	Good vignvignyos our tick, is the Solomon. Goodenido's a tick!
0:33.0	Is the Solomon Progama
0:36.0	where they're all is a contest.
0:39.0	So I'm the maestro of program of Dick Masterson.
0:44.0	With me, uh, if you ever is Sean, the Ingenero audio.
0:50.0	O'L adieu.
0:51.0	Ha ha, hey, what pass so O'Bray?
0:54.0	Amigo, I mean, hey everybody, that was the SAP, the SAP version.
1:00.0	You know, I, you remember SAP? Yeah. You ever fiddle with it? Yeah, like you're watching yeah like you're watching the Simpsons and you hit that SAP and that Homer voice kicks in
1:11.0	Hey, Dios Bial Bart and you're like oh no fucking way this is what? Homer voice kicks in, hey, the osmobart.
1:13.0	And you're like, oh, no fucking way,
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