Episode 472 - Dick on ChatGUPTA
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 17 August 2025
⏱️ 164 minutes
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Summary
Karl calls in about his lawsuit, Home Depot rents defective furniture dollies, Johnny brings in a poetry man, Nick Fuentes shouts out the show, an Indian crashes a semi truck, ChatGPT sexually assaults an insane woman, a fat woman falls through a boat, and the EVS Superkiller review announcement; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | Something might be, something might be wrong today. |
| 0:05.0 | That's okay. |
| 0:06.0 | Because the power went out, so be wary. |
| 0:08.0 | Be wary of anything wrong. |
| 0:10.0 | The power went out on the solar? |
| 0:12.0 | No, I don't have that ability to have my solar up. |
| 0:17.0 | When the power's out. |
| 0:20.0 | I just, oh no, the city came by and shut it off on purpose Oh To connect it to the solar or something I don't know what they were doing I thought the solar had been working this whole time So I've been running the AC like it's free Oh fuck I don't actually know Oh shit dude Because they connected it And I'm like well it's mean, you can't turn the sun off, so I'm prepared to get a $700 you're going to get a $7,000 bill. I don't even care anymore. All my money's gone. I made a lot of mistakes in the last year. I made a lot of mistakes in the last year, so I don't deserve to have any money anymore. |
| 0:54.8 | I've decided. |
| 0:55.7 | The fear, man. |
| 0:57.8 | It's just acceptance. |
| 0:59.4 | It's just total acceptance of death of money. |
| 1:02.8 | You know, from getting your rims scratched, the equivalent of getting your wallet scratched by the curb. |
| 1:08.5 | I'm getting my fucking brains scratched against the curb right now. |
| 1:11.9 | Let's see if this works. |
| 1:13.2 | I've decided. |
| 1:13.9 | Yeah, that works. |
| 1:14.6 | Sounds good. |
| 1:15.1 | The audio level's good. |
| 1:16.7 | Riley, I got to train people on audio levels. |
| 1:19.4 | Because they say it sounds good. |
| 1:20.4 | And then I listen to it and I sound like |
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