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🗓️ 8 April 2024
⏱️ 68 minutes
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In this week's episode, we're going back to a question that has haunted me for years: did I actually see a good movie about scarecrows years ago, or was it all a dream? A number of you have suggested that it might be the 1988 film "Scarecrows," so here we are. Special topics for your consideration include: bad piloting, bad paramilitary-ing, bad locations, bad plans, good hair, good scarecrows, and your future World Series-winning Pittsburgh Pirates, obviously.
This is the fourth entry into our hunt for THE scarecrow movie: the others are Episode 237- "Scarecrow" (this is a SyFy channel original film and hoo boy that was a mistake), Episode 334- "Husk," and Episode 386- "Dark Night of the Scarecrow."
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0:00.0 | Alan. |
0:17.0 | If I asked you what team was number one in Major League Baseball right now, what would you say? |
0:22.1 | Oh, uh, Dodgers, they're not in Brooklyn anymore, right? |
0:29.0 | No, but they are tied for first place with this other team that I'm talking about. |
0:33.3 | The Pittsburgh fucking Pirates were going to win the fucking World Series. And that's all I have to say for my intro. |
0:38.5 | Blow the man down and you blow it. |
0:40.1 | You guys sing that at the game? |
0:41.2 | Yeah, all every, every inning. |
0:42.6 | Every fucking inning. |
0:44.3 | What do you do with a runken sailor? |
0:45.7 | What do you do with a ronkin sailor? |
0:47.4 | What do you do with a drunken sailor? |
0:49.5 | Like in the morning. |
0:51.3 | Why, though? |
0:52.9 | Pirates. Pirates. |
0:56.5 | Keep going on. |
0:59.2 | Remember when you asked me if I had an intro for this episode? |
1:01.7 | I just got it. |
1:03.7 | Hey, aye. |
1:04.1 | Hey, Katie. |
1:04.5 | Yeah. |
1:05.1 | Congratulations. |
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