Episode 472 - Conquest (1983)

Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Werewolf Ambulance

Movie, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Podcast, Horror

4.7 • 635 Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, we check in with our friend and yours but mostly Allen's, Lucio Fulci, and his 1983 sword-and-sandal horror film "Conquest." Holy ghost. Special topics for your consideration include: the most Vaseline you've ever seen, cute lil baby lapdog werewolves, eating brains through a slit in a mask (like you do), laser arrows, learning to love and be loved, and the grossest thing since maggot phone.

LUCIO! We love the man so much, we put him on a semi-insulting t-shirt featuring the artwork of the inimitable Justin Gray (get it at https://www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance)
Even if you don't want that-- and why would you not?-- you can still listen to all our Fulci episodes from the past: Episode 72- "The Beyond," Episode 227- "Zombi 2," Episode 281- "City of the Living Dead," and Episode 388- "The House by the Cemetery."

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome, fellow traveler.
0:13.6	I'm glad that you have chosen to play in this game of Dungeons and Dumps with me.
0:20.7	You come from a mystic land
0:22.6	and have been set upon a journey
0:23.7	to achieve manhood by your father slash god.
0:27.9	Oh.
0:28.5	So that's the setting for which we're playing
0:30.2	this role-playing game.
0:31.5	Okay.
0:32.0	You have been given a magic bow
0:33.4	and it will adventure with your trusted
0:35.5	commandion whomst you have just met.
0:37.7	Yes.
0:38.7	To fight the evil Okron.
0:41.9	Which is pronounced a million different ways, but that's fine.
0:44.2	And her dog-faced Herman minions.
0:46.6	Yes.
0:47.7	Your powers are soft focus and lack of focus.
0:51.8	Whilst your opponents use sex magic against you.
0:55.9	Snake sex magic.
0:58.0	You're being attacked by dogmen and BDSMers.
1:00.8	Roll for initiative.
	...

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