Episode 470- The 13th Warrior (1999)

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Werewolf Ambulance

Movie, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Podcast, Horror

4.7 • 635 Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2024

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, IT'S ALLEN'S BIRTHDAY and it's a biggie, so we're letting him pick whatever he wants. We'll be discussing the 1999 intersection of many of his interests, "The 13th Warrior." Special topics for your consideration include: what makes a good D&D movie, a very brief re-telling of "Beowulf," the Omar Sharif cool factor, religious loopholes, and some Viking lore.

I legitimately can't think of another movie we've done to compare to this one, so I maybe we'll go with the literature angle: Episode 110- "Bram Stoker's Dracula."

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0:00.0	Katie.
0:15.0	Welcome to this episode of Werewolf Ambulance.
0:18.8	That was a really hyperactive intro.
0:21.3	We're really up, really up.
0:23.2	Yeah, we're trying to come in here with a lot of gusto.
0:26.1	You know why?
0:27.3	Why?
0:27.7	It's your fucking birthday.
0:28.7	It's my fucking birthday.
0:29.7	Well, by the time this airs, your birthday will have been over for two days.
0:32.1	No, by the time this year's airs, I will just be a whizzined husk of a human being. Sad days. Sad days ahead for the show and all of us.
0:40.4	There's been a discussion on the Discord of people being like, I'm only like four months
0:44.6	older than Alan.
0:45.4	Why does he talk like he's so old?
0:48.0	I don't know.
0:48.7	Why do you?
0:50.1	I don't know.
0:50.7	It's funny.
0:51.2	I think because you're so much older than me, we really have to play it up because I'm so
0:53.6	young.
0:55.9	I'm like so young and virile.
1:00.7	What they don't know is that I carry her upstairs and a baby Bjorn every time before we were a work.
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